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Ляпы в опубликованном тексте — всегда позор. Неважно, на бумаге ли опубликован текст или мерцает на мониторе компьютера. Да и то, как у автора обстоят дела с грамотностью, тоже неважно. А важно то, что ошибки и опечатки в опубликованном тексте следует не исправлять, но смывать кровью — кровью редактора, миссия которого в том и состоит, чтобы принять на себя грехи авторов. И держать за них ответ. Впрочем, я все крепче убеждаюсь в том, что скоро ответ держать будет не перед кем, ибо все кому не лень давно уже признали эталоном грамотности Яндекс. И если в один прекрасный день в результатах поиска количество употребленных «жы» превысит численность начертанных «жи», то, наверное, и я предпочту первый вариант. А вернувшись с работы домой, сделаю харакири.
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Уверен, вскоре моему примеру последует юзер по имени sugneddin, на страничке жж-дневника которого 17 апреля появилась запись под названием «О переводах и королеве Виктории» — что-то вроде рецензии на книгу Кристофера Хибберта «Королева Виктория. История жизни». «Издание, между прочим, Исторической библиотеки, — отмечает автор. — У такой книги все-таки должен быть хоть какой-нибудь редактор (…) Потому что перевод меня просто убивает. Наповал. И дело не только в очаровательных в своем грамматическом маразме фразах, где начало не согласуется ни с концом, ни с серединой, так что для их понимания требуется сначала перечитать их раза три, потом перевести на английский, а потом снова перечитать. И не во фразах, где имеет место простая небрежность корректора». Тут же приводятся и примеры упомянутого маразма:
«Памятник королеве из белого камня, КОТОРУЮ сделал барон Марочетти»; «Он принимал из рук своего отца — герцога и полукровного брата брата королевы Виктории принца Карла Лейнингенского орден Подвязки» (герцог и принц — два разных человека; дефис был заменен на длинное тире); «Принц <Альберт> без колебаний дал согласие на помолвку прусского принца с собственной дочерью» (одобрил инцест, получается, хотя вообще-то это была дочь Альберта)… Нет, пожалуй, со всеми сторонами маразма вам, уважаемый читатель, проще ознакомиться самому.
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Ляпы, между прочим, представляют собой не только позор, но и товар. И неплохой. Сам по себе ляп еще ничего не значит, но вот коли сыщется умелец, способный выудить его из пустой породы, хорошенько огранить и, подобрав освещение и прочий антураж, выложить на черный бархат витрины в ювелирной лавке…
«Согласно программе продовольственной помощи, нуждающиеся жители Эстонии в скором времени получат около 600 тысяч макарон. Как пишет в понедельник Postimees, макароны будут розданы в два этапа: весной и осенью»
Представляем вам восхитительную коллекцию журналистского и студенческого разгильдяйства, представленная на страничке комьюнити «Забавная журналистика». Экспонаты подобраны умело и со вкусом. Ржите, на здоровьичко, дорогие мои.
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А вот здесь собирает ляпы родной «Ленты.ру» господин Носик. Навигация у этой странички, конечно, позаковыристее, чем на «Забавной журналистике», но поржать тоже можно.
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